“security check”

So I’ve been invited by a client to head down to the Middle East. With all those hairy masculine men I couldn’t say no, I’m like a fat kid in a candy shop. So I head to the Person and all things as usual. Check-in, drop bags, security check… As I walk through the metal […]

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“memories of a Geisha”

I love tattoos, once you get one it’s over – you’ll for sure get more. I started doing a massage exchange with a local tattoo artist, I give him massages and he tattoos me. I love being in the service industry, I really don’t pay for much. Let’s cut to the chase. He came over […]

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“the 25-year-old Gino”

The other night I went out, sat on a patio with friends and had a few beers. So I meet this guy, my girlfriend says he looks like an Italian Taylor Lautner, “Gino” I’ll call him. So to make a long story short I gave this 25-year-old my card and he called me for a […]

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“face fucker”

Pride weekend. Park Hyatt Hotel. I like doing house calls at hotels, I kind of feel like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, Cinda-fucken-rella. He was blonde, blue-eyed, 6’3, swimmers build, I would say in his forties. I walk in and see 4 bottles of wine on the nightstand and a couple bags of coke. He […]

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“my husband”

“My husband really needs a massage.” I walked into the house. Two screaming children and a wife trying to get everything ready. They were going out for an hour so he could have the hour to relax. “He usually hates massages but he really needs one. We’ll be back in an hour.” I set up […]

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