“the wife”

I hope you remember the entry “the husband”. Last night his wife called me again. When I saw the number I froze hoping I didn’t break up a marriage. I generally don’t like to be a home wrecker. Don’t get me wrong, in my 10-year relationship I never once strayed. “Hello?”, I hesitantly answer. “My […]

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“sex in the hills”

As most of my readers and followers from facebook know, I’m in LA. I had to get away from that fucking freezing cold weather of Toronto. There was one day, while I was walking to a massage, that I literally started crying from how cold it was. And just when I couldn’t take it anymore […]

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“pretty penis”

The other night a ridiculously successful silver-haired daddy contacted me. He listed his credentials, owner of several companies, a house in Mexico, even sent a pic. He was hot, suit and tie type of guy, with an obvious personal trainer. He made it very clear what he wanted from me, an erotic massage, and he […]

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“once you go black”

I get a call at about 7:30. The voice on the other end had this strong Texan accent. I pictured the guy on the other end wearing nothing but a cowboy hat and boots. “I know it’s short notice, but I could really use a massage… and you came highly recommended.” I had already done […]

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“yoga with daddy”

So the other day I get a phone call from my ex-boyfriend of 8 years. He calls to tell me that he is falling in love with another man. At first, I was hurt, but then after thinking about it, I realized I am extremely happy with where I am and could only feel happiness […]

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“motorcycle meat”

I bought a motorcycle. It looks like a little cop chopper. I love riding, it makes me feel alive, I think for me it’s the closest thing to flying. Anyway, the other night I was parked on a street just minding my business when someone taps me on the back. As I turn I see […]

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Have you ever seen the movie Gia, with Angelina Jolie? Well, the other day I go and do a photo shoot for my website. I needed some shots that made me look like a respectable massage therapist (no comment please!). And, as you can see, I got my tattoo from my Geisha. It’s not finished […]

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